So, This Chair Thing

So This chair thing
This you’re kind of scared thing
This eye catching ,make you stare thing
The thought prompting, curiosity leading
Make you wonder thing
Let me answer your everything
Your I never knew thing
.... I kind of figured thing
.... I had no idea thing
.... I had a fascination thing
The does it hurt thing
How do you put your shirt thing
Do you flirt thing
What about sex thing
That does it get erect thing
The taboo subject thing
The simple and complex thing
The you wanna race ? Thing
The how fast can you go ? Thing
The embarrassed face thing
The how do you go thing
Wouldn’t it be comforting
Getting rid of the ignorance thing
The wall that blocks the knowledge thing
The key to the enlightening
So, this chair thing
The are you ready to be aware thing,
The let’s stop the stare thing
The get over your scared thing